Tolkeinesque humour

These were things I made up in 2005 as a bit of a joke - so for all who like and appreciate Tolkein - here's a post for you:

Authors Bilbo Baggins Books There and Back Again: A Hobbit’s Tale Magazines Country Living Elves Weekly Newspapers Nuduin Times Hobbiton Chronicle Comic Strips Nymphs and Shepherds

Movies Mission Imp Mission Imp 2 Lord of the Rings First Blood – the beginnings of Nuduin Naked Gnomes Naked Gnomes 21/2′ Naked Gnomes 331/3" Armageddon New Armour and a Bow Twelve Men from beneath the Mountain The Lone Ranger The Return of the King: Elvish is Alive Pixie Academy Mrs Dragonfire Escape from New Orc City Enemy of the State: Smaug returns May-tricks: Computer wizardry starring Gandalf May-tricks exploded: more dangerous computer wizardry by Gandalf May-tricks Revolution: the Hobbits rebel S.W.A.T.: Got that pesky Dwarf Kill Bilbo: Directed by Gollum Master and Commander – Starring Gandalf Stormcrow The Out-of-Towners – Invasion of the Trolls Mystic River – Saruman casts a spell The Ent-tertainer Gnome Alone TV Shows Biffo the Dwarf Slayer Deep Space Elf Actors Leprachaun Connery

Type of Music Music of the Woods Rock Bands/Artists Take That (you annoying little Dwarf) Elfzone Spice Elves Atomic Wargs

Sports Archery Teams Rivendell Rangers Lothlorien Loonies

Vacation Spots Rivendell Lothlorien

Food Drink – Sprite